This must be what Naomi Campbell is thinking as she reads the 
newspaper stories about her beating up her housekeeper. There also was a story about her snorting drugs in South America somewhere (wish I could remember where I read that..)
There's been talk that Ms. Campbell may appear on Oprah to tell her side of the story. What would make for a really good show is the appearance of the housekeeper that allegedly was abused! Nahh..it may turn into a Jerry Springer Part 2!
Dan Smith imagines her new ad campaign for Calvin Klein....
"... perhaps a slow-mo shot of Naomi Campbell chucking cellphones at the paparazzi while sporting full Calvin Klein Jeans gear… see how form-fitting these jeans are… and such flexibility allows for full hip rotation and follow-through on the throw."
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